Fastfood Policy

You know when you're starving and finally give in to your stomach by going to McDonalds for some crispy, golden, white meat chicken nuggets? You give the cashier your money, she returns your change and asks, "What kind of sauce do you want?" You stop to think, "hmm... Hot mustard is always good, but Sweet and Sour is a must." So like any normal human being you decide "I want both." Then the McDonalds worker looks at you like you're an idiot (cuz you know you're the one working at McDonalds right?) and says you can only pick one. F That. The taste explosion from the combination of the mustard and sweet and sour sauce combined is too enticing. You give in to the 15 cents for extra sauce policy that they have, because arguing over a free sauce is really just a waste of time. It's so funny how something as little as 15 cents can piss you off so much. I mean this is McDonalds we're talking about. One of the biggest companies in the world and they created a freaking sauce policy. That is some shit.

Frank, Devane, and I were discussing this and thought that we should set up a boycott. I mean we're going through tough times with the economy and low unemployment rates, a free sauce with our nuggets should be mandatory. Like 1 sauce is enough for 6 nuggets. Some McDonald's restaurants are cool and will hook you up with extra sauce no questions asked. We want to picket the ones that have douche bag employees who get off on denying people a free dipping sauce.

I don't think I've tried a triple dip combination of bbq, sweet and sour, and hot mustard and I don't even think it would be that good, but in the end that should be my decision to try, not some lame ass McDonald's employee.